- Your hair is longer than your most recent concert tour.
- The pitch of your singing is almost as high as you were last night.
- When you want to check your popularity, you look at the Billboard charts.
- You still add meaning to your lyrics.
- You think that an album cover still needs to be as big as a record.
- You think that naming a song “Paradise City” is totally badass.
- Your hearing aid is set louder than your amp.
Comment with any more you can think of.
Here are a few that commenters said that were excellent:
- You’ve smoked more cigarettes this week than you have sold copies of your latest album.
- They’ve named a hairstyle after you.